Bold, chaotic, and just the right amount of unhinged—this card is for your favourite partner-in-crime. Featuring a feral raccoon on the front with “Feral as Fuck,” it captures that wild, slightly inappropriate energy we fully embrace.

Inside: “Thanks for being my favourite inappropriate human.” Because some friendships run on sarcasm, bad decisions, and laughing way too hard at the wrong things.

Details:

Size: 5" x 7"
Includes envelope
Packaged in a resealable cellophane sleeve